Word jokes

An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.

What were my great grandpa's last words?

"SHIT MG42!!!"

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Angel is a good word.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Scree.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

What were Princess Diana's last words?

Have you been Dri...?

Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Aaron.

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)