Word jokes
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
no words
Famous last words: "Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
How do you shrivel a dick?
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.