Word jokes
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Angel is a good word.
Scree.
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Aaron.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?