Word jokes
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
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The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Angel is a good word.
Scree.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.