Word jokes

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Angel is a good word.

Scree.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

I have made a new word: Plagiarism.

Aaron.

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

What were Princess Diana's last words?

Have you been Dri...?

What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.

Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.