Word jokes
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Scree.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Memes
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Angel is a good word.
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)