Word jokes
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
What’s the opposite of poo?
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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Sumona.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.