What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Word Jokes
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
Kollaps
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
