Word jokes

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Por que.

Por que who?

"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.

There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Mr. Bunler.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

If hi = hi?

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?

A: Domi doesn't know!