Mohe?
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Lean.
"My name is Dezz."
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
POV: Her name is Alli.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
