Word jokes

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Por que.

Por que who?

"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?

A BUNny.

POV: Her name is Alli.