Word jokes
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Mohe?
Lean.
"My name is Dezz."
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
POV: Her name is Alli.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.