Word jokes
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Lean.
"My name is Dezz."
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
POV: Her name is Alli.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.