Word Jokes

What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri....

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words

my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.

Theres 3 words in important. I’m, port, ant 😂😂🤣

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

My grandma just died from cancer

My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are

But numbers can (Lol)

You add words = bulshit

I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"

I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"

Why can't men play baseball? Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old