As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Mr. Bunler.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Hana?
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren’t.
Puss.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
