Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
I fear my last words will be ''hold my beer and watch this.''
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
Dear Autocorrect i never wanted to spell the Word "bigger"
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back
What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Who do they call it.emotion when the root word is emo but emos don't show emotion
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
