Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Did you know the f in orphan stands for family because there is no f in orphan
Gwen be like: Oh I hate akeld he is mean Also gwen: *Spams the N word and Moma jokes*
What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
what do plus a nut and a pee ...... pee nuts
word kskfkrke;welkt kdkfgkyour kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
you do not spell computer like this you spell it like this cumputer
My girfriend called me a pedaphile.....Thats a big word for a 1st grader
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
My sister got mad when i rold her this joke about say this word 10 times and she got in trouble and it was a funny word that she did not even no what she was saying ahhahaha 😆 lol
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word 'penis' in happiness
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
