Word jokes
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
Poopy loopy.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Oliver Savagê.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.