Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
A women was in twin towers she orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(
A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch
