Women Jokes

What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health

Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(

Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes

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What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming

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90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

If I had a dollar for every gender, i would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer

I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.