Women jokes
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
I bet you like men!
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!