Women jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Men
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"