Women jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What is the best way to pick up a woman from the bar?
Spike her drink with roofies.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
big booty latinas.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.