How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
What did the drunk women said to the man after leaving the bar? Alcohol-you later
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
What do you call a group of transgender women..? X-Men.
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
