Women jokes
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.