Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Flippity floppity women are property
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Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
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It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
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I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
