Women jokes
I bet you like men!
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
big booty latinas.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.