I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
Man I love this joke: Women’s rights
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I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.
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There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
Women are like dogs... "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?" "Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?" "I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
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Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
What’s the difference between women and cars? At least cars retained some their values after getting wrecked
