Women jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Memes
Gigachad made some mistakes bruh
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.