Women jokes
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Memes
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.