women deserve rights and lefts
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn