Women jokes
Women's rights.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.