Women jokes
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.