My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
Women Jokes
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
