Women jokes
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.