Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
