Women jokes
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Woman do have rights!
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
97 percent of women...
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.