I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Women Jokes
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I bet you like men!
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
