Women be like don't say that about her genitals then makes fun of men's genitals
Women be like don't body shame then goes to body shame men's heights
Women say their baby daddies are trash like...woman didn't he impregnat you and didn't he win your heart, I'm mean his not trash you are!
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why can't I touch little old women but nursing home nurses can.....
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
My wife is a whore so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man, end of story you women are bitches
Why do women need a payrise isn't the class ceiling high enough....
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist
My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
Q:Why do women only use there lefts A:because they don't have any rights
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.