Women jokes

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...