What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
Women are like dogs... "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?" "Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?" "I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
i like my women like i like my steak... bloody
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean
Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.” The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
so a women walked into a bar. there was a man she went up to him and said your cute. he said yeah and you don't deserve equal rights.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
Why does it take longer for women to orgasim than men?
Who cares.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Women’s rights
