Will jokes

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

Why can't an orphan have a phone?

Because they will see a home.

Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.

Doctor: You have cancer.

Patient: Will I survive?

Doctor: Probably not.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

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Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.