Will jokes
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."