Will jokes
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.