Will jokes
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
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Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*