Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why Jokes
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
