Why jokes

Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?

Why is Jack so gay?

Because he is.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.

Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Why does the Sun go to school?

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Why am I naughty?

Because I want to be....

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because it's not original at all.