Why jokes
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."