Why jokes
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. đ§
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancherâs Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancherâs wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says âthatâs a nice piece of ass you got your self there.â The Rancher replied â(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) Youâve never been so right in your life, honey why donât show our guest your tits.â She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says âNice.â Then Rancher shouted âshow em yer peker now Hon.â She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out âWhat in Sam Hill is that!!â and the Rancher replied âNow....Lemme tell you..There ainât a thing like itâ.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."