Why jokes
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!