Why jokes

Woman

  • There is only one reason why I find women useful.

    That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

    Princess Diana

  • Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

    How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

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  • Orphan

  • Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

    "Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

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  • Orphan

  • When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

    Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

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  • Sex

  • Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

    Girlfriend: No.

    Boyfriend: Why?

    Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

    Boyfriend: No, I don't.

    NEXT MINUTE

    The man could hear banging.

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