Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹