Why jokes
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.