Why jokes
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.