Why jokes
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.