Why jokes
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.