Why jokes
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.