Why jokes
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why is Gennis gay?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.