Why jokes
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.