Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why Jokes
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why are you gay?
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
