Why jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the bus cross the road?
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.