Why jokes
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.