Why jokes
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.