Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
