Why jokes
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!