Why jokes

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause there was a crack!

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?

A. Because they don't know where home is.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover their butt. Quack!

Why did Lucas die?

'Cause he was old, Lucas.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!

Put some Windex on it.