Why jokes

Road

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.

Orphan

Why canโ€™t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Orphan

Why do orphans not have a home? Because they donโ€™t have a family.

Orphan

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Train

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

Orphan

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

Orphan

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Orphan

Why canโ€™t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

Imposter

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Orphan

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Toad

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Orphan

Why canโ€™t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.