Why jokes
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)