Why jokes
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.