Why jokes

R. Kelly

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

Orphan

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

Carpet

My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!

Nut

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

Penis

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.

Orphan

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Banana

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

Girlfriend

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Boat

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

Aqua

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Asshole

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Liver

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.