Why jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.