Why jokes
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.