Why jokes
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.