Why jokes
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!