Why jokes

Orphan

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: They don’t have a home to run back to.

Skeleton

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Tragedy

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Prison

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Text

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Rapeboat

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

Poker

Why do butts always win at poker?

They always hold the best PAIRS!

Booty

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

Booty

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Chair

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

Rope

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.