Why jokes
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.