Why jokes
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.