Why jokes

Woman

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The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Food

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Swing

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Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

President

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God- make a grumpy old man president.

Angel- why?

G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

A- okay.

G- make him not pay taxes.

A- okay...

Fast forward to 2020

G- you know that grumpy old man?

A- yea...

G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

A- Krona.

G- exactly.

A- why do you hate humans so much?

G- because I can.

Shit

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I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

Computer

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Job

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Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!