Why jokes
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.