Why jokes
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.