Why jokes
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.