Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why Jokes
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
