Why jokes

Computer

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Shit

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

Orphan

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Right

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

Priest

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

Wall

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chinese

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the internet?

Because on the internet, people have families.