Why jokes
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!