Why jokes

Orphan

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Dad

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Waiter

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Emo

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?

Because there’s no family.

Brain

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

Abortion

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

Friend

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Blonde

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!