Why jokes
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"