Why jokes
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why canāt an orphan celebrate Fatherās Day and Motherās Day? Because they have no parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.