Why jokes
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!