Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why Jokes
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Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
