Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why tie when you can knot?
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.