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Why Jokes
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
