Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.