Why jokes

Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.

War

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

WiFi

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Muslim

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

School shooting

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

Orphan

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

Loser

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

Orphan

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

Ring

Why did Saturn have rings?

Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.

Titanic

Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?

Because the Titanic hit it.

Midget

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

Sun

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!