Why jokes
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!