Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.