Why jokes
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why you always in a mood?
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."