Why jokes
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.