Why jokes
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!