Why does Ms. Mushroom π go out with Mr. Mushroom π?
Because heβs a fungi.
Why Jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why donβt you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why donβt midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
