Why jokes
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Memes
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.