Why jokes
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Memes
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.