Why jokes
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
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What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."