Why jokes
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.