Why jokes

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

Pride

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Memes

Mushroom

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Priest

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

Genocide

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.

Road

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Shooting Range

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Lamb

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is!

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.