Why jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Memes
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?