why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was in the middle of 9/11
Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick!
Why did Steven hawking die,he ran out of data
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
why cant orphans play baseball they don't know where home is
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend? To finally call someone Daddy!
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms 'knock knock" whos there not sally
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
Why can't Asians make a white baby? Cause two wongs don't make a white
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid.
Two wongs don't make a white
Why can’t orphans be gay
They no one to call daddy
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
