Why jokes
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.