why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water
Because dad never came back with the milk
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
