Why jokes
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
poor police
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!