Why jokes
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."