Why jokes
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Memes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂