Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password
