Why jokes
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.