Why jokes
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!