Why jokes
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
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