Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.