Why jokes
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.