Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why Jokes
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
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Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
