Why jokes
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"