Why jokes
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Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.