Why jokes
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.