Why jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.