Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why Jokes
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
