Why jokes
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.