Why jokes
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why am I idiot?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.