Why jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.