Why jokes
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."