Why jokes
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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