Why jokes
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.