Trump, just why?
Why Jokes
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are nuts on boys?
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
