Why jokes
Trump, just why?
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"