Why jokes
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!