Why jokes
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why am I idiot?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.