Why jokes
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.