Why jokes
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.