Why jokes
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why are nuts on boys?
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"