Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.