Why jokes
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.