Why jokes
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.