Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
