Why jokes
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.