Why jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.