Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.