Why jokes
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"