Why jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.