Why jokes
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Why are we here?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)