Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why Jokes
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
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Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
