Why jokes
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.