Why jokes
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
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Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.