Why jokes
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.