Why jokes
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"