Why jokes
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!