Why jokes

White people

Why do white people colonize everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.

Priest

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.

Tower

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

People

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Dwarf

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

Poop

Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.

Batman

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

Chicken

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Princess Diana

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

Suzy

Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

Decapitation

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?