Why jokes

Fish

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

Woman

Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?

She doesn't eat pigs.

Orphan

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

Because it's the only time they are wanted.

Memes

Blind Person

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

Cop

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"

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  • Fart

    The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.

    Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

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  • Orphan

    Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

    1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

    Death

    When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.

    Debt

    Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

    Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

    Orphan

    Why can orphans never be kidnapped?

    No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."

    Noose

    My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

    I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

    Ant

    Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

    Drunk

    I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

    But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?