When I get suicidal everyone worrys I don't know why becasue that is when I'm the happpiest thinking about death
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”
Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"
Why were the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you
Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why is santa's sack so big..? because he only cums once a year
Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
