Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.