Why jokes
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.