Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race
because they always like to come in a little behind
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”
Why were the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon because she will let it go
Why can't orphans play baseball.They can't find home
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you
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Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
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Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
