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What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why dis the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call a father.
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
Why can’t dinosaur clap? Because their dead
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
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why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
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Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking. But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
