Why jokes
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.