Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why dis the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call a father.
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Why are lesbians bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking. But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race
because they always like to come in a little behind
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
