Why jokes
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Memes
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.