Why jokes
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.