Why jokes

Orphan

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

Reason

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

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  • Dynamite

    A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

    Memes

    Orphan

    Why do orphans bully people?

    Because they can't get suspended.

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    Punctuation

    What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

    A period.

    Why?

    Because it marks the end of a sentence.

    Cow

    Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

    In hope to find a mummy.

    Cinderella

    Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

    Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

    Daughter

    Daughter: Mommy?

    Mom: Hey.

    Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

    Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

    Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...