Why jokes
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
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Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.