Why jokes
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."