Why jokes
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Memes
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.