Why jokes
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.