Why jokes

Cop

    • A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

    The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"

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    • Drunk

    • I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

    But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

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    • Crop

    • Why don't black lives matter anymore?

    Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.

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    • Why memes

    Car

    • Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

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    • Tylenol

    • A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

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    • Norway

    • Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

    So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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    • Noose

    • My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

    I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

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    • Debt

    • Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

    Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

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    • Death

    • When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can orphans never be kidnapped?

    No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."

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