Why jokes
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
WHY THIS
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(