Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.