Why jokes
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Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.