Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why is santa's sack so big..? because he only cums once a year
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?
-No more tears.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂