Why jokes
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.