Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
why his deathstare hot af
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.