Why jokes

Norway

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Oreo

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

Hiroshima

Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.

Car

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

Memes

Game

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Thief

Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.

Dwarf

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

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  • White

    Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

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  • Condom

    Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

    Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

    Rape

    Why is rape worse than death?

    Because dead people get way more attention.

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