Why jokes
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Memes
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!