Why jokes
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.