Why jokes
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.