Why jokes
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Memes
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.