Why jokes
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.