Why jokes
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
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Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"