Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why Jokes
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
