Why jokes
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.