Why jokes
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why you always in a mood?
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!