Why jokes
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.