Why jokes
Why did the monster đ§ââď¸ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. đĽđ
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why didnât Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledoreâs army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why donât Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasnât the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasnât chicken!
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasnât mushroom!