Why jokes
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.