Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why Jokes
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why canāt organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasnāt happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
