Why jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
A man sits in a bar and gets seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics.
The bartender asked, "What's wrong, sir?"
The man replies, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me."
The bartender says, "Put $20 in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash."
So the man walks out with the $20 he put in his shirt pocket. The next day, the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?"
The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me $20 bucks for the wash."
The wife pulls out the money. "There is $40," says the wife.
"Oh, he also peed on me and paid for the wash, too." The man walks away believing he didn't get caught by his wife.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.