Why jokes
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!