Why jokes
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.