Why jokes

Swing

Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Susie.

Friend

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

Condom

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

Orphan

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

Cow

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

Family

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

Orphan

Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!

Sex

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Sun

Why did the sun go to college?

Because it already have a million degrees!

Orphan

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Song

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?