Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why Jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
