Why jokes
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?