Why jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!