Why jokes
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"