Why jokes
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)