Why jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.