Why jokes
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼