Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.