Why jokes
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!