Why jokes
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.