Why jokes
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.