Why jokes
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.