Why jokes
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!