Why jokes
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me." "What was your first impression on him?" "I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.