Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.