Why jokes
Why does this exist?
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.