Why jokes
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.