Why jokes
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?