Why jokes
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.