Why jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why does this exist?
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!