Why jokes
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.