So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why Jokes
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
