Why jokes
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.