Why jokes
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.