Why jokes
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.