Why jokes
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.