Why jokes
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?