Why jokes
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.