Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.