Why jokes
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.