Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
This definitely works
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.