Why jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.