Why jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Memes
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.