Why jokes
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.