Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why Jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
