Why jokes
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.