Why jokes
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why does this exist?
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
This definitely works
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.