Why jokes
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.