Why jokes
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.