Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?