Why jokes
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why are french fries rude?
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.