Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?