Why jokes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?