Why jokes
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.