Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why Jokes
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
