Why jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.