Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.