Why jokes
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.