Why jokes
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!