Why jokes
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.