Why jokes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.