Why jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Memes
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.