Why jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!