Why jokes

Orphanage

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

Dairy Queen

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

Cookie

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their dad.

Wonder Woman

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Orphan

Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?

They don't have home games.

Orphan

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Gum

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.