Why jokes
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
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Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.