Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.