Why jokes
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.