Why jokes
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.