Why jokes

Orphan

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Quiz

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

Orphan

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Grandfather

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Pirate

Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Emo

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Avalanche

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Orphan

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)