Why jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Stop.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.