Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why Jokes
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
