Why jokes
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
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Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!