Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.