Why jokes
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why is this true?
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.