Why jokes
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.