Why jokes
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why are Nepalese π³π΅ bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their π.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Memes
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why canβt an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They donβt have a parentβs signature.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why donβt orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt find home.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.