Why jokes
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.