Why jokes
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.