Why jokes
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...