Why jokes
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.