Why jokes
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Memes
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!