Why jokes
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...