Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why Jokes
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
