Why jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
Why is Gennis gay?
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.