Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
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Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!