Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."