Why jokes
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.