Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why Jokes
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
I can't have my Oreos 😠Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why tie when you can knot?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
