Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

Life

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

Football

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

Memes

Chicken

Why would the chicken not cross the road?

Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)

Student

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

Asphalt

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

Dad

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

Robot

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Gym

Why did the gym close down?

Because it just didn't work out.

Apology

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

Train

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.