Why jokes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why is someone disliking my posts?!?
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.