Why jokes
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Memes
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.