Why jokes
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.