Why jokes
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.