Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
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why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why do orphans rob banks? Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
