Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
becasuse he got hit by a bus
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free 😂😂😂😂
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
🤔 😳 👨 👨 👨 👨 Why do four polish 👍 👍 heteroflexable men like 🙃 to suck on four of the cow's udders 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 😻 because a bull has only one
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
