Why jokes
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Memes
Why Bing is Superior tbh
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.