Why jokes
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.