Why jokes
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why canβt Homer Simpson bring his family into Moeβs Tavern?
Because thereβs a bartender in there.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why donβt orphans play baseball?
'Cause they canβt hit a home run.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do we tell actors to βbreak a leg?β
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.