Why jokes

Muslim

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

Blonde

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Bus

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Condom

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

Memes

Ball

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Hockey

    Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

    It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

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  • Green Card

    Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

    Would You Rather

    Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

    Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

    Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

    6 hours later

    Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

    Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

    Number

    Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

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  • Chess

    Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

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  • Vegetable

    Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?

    To keep all the vegetables fresh.

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  • Udder

    Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

    Turkey

    Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

    To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

    Wheelchair

    One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)