Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why Jokes
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
