Why jokes
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Memes
Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.