Why jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why did you say not to?
love problems for smart dinosaurs pack 1
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.