Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!