Why jokes
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.