Why jokes

Trump

Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

So he could trump that little bitch!

Murder

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

Hawaii

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

Olympics

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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  • Memes

    Orphan

    Why are orphans so good at tennis?

    Because that’s the only love they get.

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  • Drunk

    Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"

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  • Bunny

    Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

    Dinner

    Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

    Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

    Chess

    In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

    Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

    Mask

    Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.

    Vein

    Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

    911

    Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.