Why jokes
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.