Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why do orphans rob banks? Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why did trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island? So he trump that little bitch!
Why can't orphans be gay.
They have no one to call daddy
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone
Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj
Why can't orphan be gay
They have no one to call Dady
