Why jokes
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."