Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.