Why can't orphans be gay.
They have no one to call daddy
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy
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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature
Why can't orphan be gay
They have no one to call Dady
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? - Because they don't C#.
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
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