Why jokes
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."